i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
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Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
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We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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