just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
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I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
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I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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