Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
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