I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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