So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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