Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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