I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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