Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
Randomize