If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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