I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
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So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
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110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
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