I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
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The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
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I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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