this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
I did not marry a roomba.
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