Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
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Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
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She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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