lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Randomize
