i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
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I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
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Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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