i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
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What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
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Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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