C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
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fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
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I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014