it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Holy sore nipples Batman
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
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