if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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