Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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