Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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