In the future we'll all be gay
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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