ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
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Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
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Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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