There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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