3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Randomize