your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
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After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
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also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
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