So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
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I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
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I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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