I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
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I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
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He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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