Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
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Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
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I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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