people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
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Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
You need a sexual gate keeper
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
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I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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