would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
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ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
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I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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