How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
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all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
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And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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