I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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