We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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