That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Boobs speak an international language.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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