does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
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The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
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My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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