is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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