i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
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Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
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Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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