Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
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We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
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Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
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