She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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