Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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