This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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