"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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