i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
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I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
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I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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