Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
she smelled like a LAN party
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Randomize
