Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
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I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
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He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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