You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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