Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
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Do I have a choice?
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Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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