i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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