yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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