dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
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That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
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I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I could fuck to npr.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
The air taste purple.
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