They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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