I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
organizing the empties. That sober.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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